Seek not to change the world, but choose to change your mind about the world...Seek not to change the world, but choose to change your mind about the world...
Humor by Gasper Crasto
๐ข๐๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐, ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐บ๐๐ฐ๐ต-๐ฝ๐๐ฏ๐น๐ถ๐ฐ๐ถ๐๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐๐ผ๐น๐น๐๐๐ผ๐ผ๐ฑ ๐ณ๐ถ๐น๐บ, โ๐๐ผ๐๐๐ฎ๐ผโ.
The whole thing โflash-backedโ in my mind as I watched. And it made me roll back the years to 1991.
That was no ordinary year in my life.
No WhatsApp, Instagram, Facebook, Reels, or mobile phones those days.
But it was a time when I was high-flying โ playing, eating, reading and lazing around. My thoughts were all James Hadley Chase novels, and Maradona, Beckham, Zidane and the superstars of that era.
1991 wasnโt just the year of Michael Jackson's Black or White, or Operation Desert Storm bombing of Sadam Husseinโs Iraq in the Gulf War or a peak time for intervillage floodlight football.
For Goans, it was the year of an infamous crime that shook Goa โ the killing of big man Churchillโs brother, Alvernaz Alemao.
The day was May 16 โ a weekday.
A mega birthday celebration of Churchill was planned that evening at the Varca football grounds along with the wedding celebration of Churchillโs younger brother Kennedy Alemao.
Just a year ago, Churchill Alemao had toppled Pratapsingh Rane government to become the CM of Goa. Although short lived, it had brought enormous fame to the Alemao family.
๐๐ ๐๐ผ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฟ๐ผ๐
The day was hot as hell.
It was my first off-season break from football after my team Salgaocars FC were crowned champions of Goa Football League.
I was lounging at home, sipping what could only be described as a โquestionable lemonadeโ (an iconic Rasna drink that was clearly left in the sun too long), when my cousin Marshall barged into my room.
Marshall, the self-proclaimed master of espionage (which was mainly based on watching too many James Bond and Amitabh Bachchanโs Don type movies), had heard about the โkirmโ when he was returning home from work.
At that time, he was working for Cavelossimโs Leela Kempinski (now St Regis Goa Resort) and had many friends in that belt, and knew the area well too.
โYou are NOT going to believe this!โ he announced dramatically, causing me to shuffle in my โVoltaireโ rocking chair, and almost fall off.
โNew movie in Blue Pearl?โ I asked, referring to the famous Cinema of our times in Margao.
โNo, no,โ my cousin continued, his voice hushed, โThe Churchill family is in BIG trouble. Alvernaz Alemao is dead! Just an hour ago. He got involved in some gold smuggling operation, and now everyoneโs talking about it!โ
I asked him blankly. โGold? Smuggling? Whatโs that got to do with us?โ
Marshallโs eyes sparked with excitement. โEverything! If they were actually smuggling the gold, they might be hiding it everywhere before the police come. Like, everywhere. Am thinking... we should go looking for it!โ
It looked like Marshall had more information than the โinformerโ shown in the Costao film.
The idea of stumbling upon hidden gold was irresistible.
After all, who could resist being rich? So, we embarked on a quest that was supposed to be a high-stakes treasure hunt but quickly turned into a series of hilarious mishaps.
๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ฟ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฝ๐๐๐๐๐
Together we traced the path of the punctured Contessa and the Hero Honda motorcycle which was evidently dragged a distance.
But we headed straight to Fatrade beach where the smuggling supposedly took place.
Earlier, we had passed the decorated โmatouโ on the football ground.
The decision to continue with the wedding celebration despite the tragedy, was widely criticized those days, and has since been a โpart of the larger narrative of Churchill's legacy in politics and football.โ
On the beach, we spent hours digging in the sand, using nothing but a screw driver and a plastic spoon from Marshallโs Vespa scooter dicky.
โIf anyone questions, tell them we are looking for conch shells for whistle-blowing,โ my cousin warned.
โWhistle-blowing? Hey, this word could become famous in future!โ I exclaimed. Marshall was not interested.
After what seemed like days of digging, we found absolutely nothing except a very angry crab that decided to pinch my poor cousinโs toe. He screamed like a girl, which made me laugh to no ends.
โMaybe weโre looking in the wrong place,โ Marshall said, wiping away sweat.
I was hungry with crows crying in my stomach but Marshall wouldnโt give up. It was around 3.00 pm when we finally chose to pack up. On the way we stopped at the famous Pinto Bar.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ฟ ๐ผ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฝ๐ผ๐
โIโve seen enough films to know that shady deals usually happen around shady places,โ Marshall said as we entered the bar.
The bar had more flies than customers that particular afternoon.
โLooks like the whole village is engaged in the smuggling,โ Marshall remarked.
According to my cousinโs totally reliable sources (which mainly consisted of overhearing conversations at the Hotel he worked), the bar could have been a smuggling hotspot.
We sat at a corner table, pretending to sip on coconut water that tasted more like tap water. We tried to act casual, but our discomfort was so obvious that the bartender began eyeing us suspiciously.
โAre you guys... tourists?โ the bartender asked with a raised eyebrow.
โNa re Saiba, ami Goenkar -- from Navelim,โ my cousin said smoothly, โWeโre just... uh... investigating... the gold smuggling operation.โ
The bartender stared at him for a long moment before bursting out laughing. โPatrao, you think you will find gold sitting in a run-down bar? The only thing youโll find here is cheap rum and the occasional rat in the corner.โ
โWhat do you think of the smuggled gold,โ Marshall asked him.
โArre, it is already โtackledโ by Churchill Brothers โbackieโ Roy Miranda on his bike,โ the bartender replied.
โWe donโt believe that!โ we said in unison.
โDid you see him?โ Marshall asked.
โNo. But I heard everyone talking.. ..โ
โPeople talk shit when they get drunk in bars. Did he come here?โ Marshall was investigative.
โNot today, but he comes occasionally to play Rummy, they have a table behind.โ
๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ฟ '๐ฟ๐๐๐พ๐๐๐๐๐'
Determined to find some clue, Marshall began snooping around the back of the bar. Thatโs when he tripped over a pile of crates which deceptively looked like car batteries, and landed on something hard.
โOw! What theโโ Marshall grumbled as he tried to stand up, only to find that his hand was now stuck under a heavy crate.
Eyes wide, I asked him pointing to an object, โIs that... is that gold?โ
Marshall squinted. It was a shiny metallic object, but upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a gold-plated empty lighter that someone had thrown away.
โLetโs... letโs just say we found something,โ I said to Marshall. โMaybe we can tell people we solved the case... you know, before they find the actual gold.โ
๐ฝ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฟ ๐๐๐๐ผ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐พ๐๐๐๐
There is no doubt, the Costao film script is about the story we know.
The case remains one of the most discussed cases in Goa mainly due to its links to gold smuggling and the Churchill family.
The film, however, portrays a damaged version of Costaoโs life, depicting his โpersonalโ struggles in the aftermath of the incident, personalizing Costao caught in a web of duty, crime, and politics.
It is truly a Goan subject, โsmuggledโ by Bollywood, โbio-picโked to rub salt to wounds?
๐ผ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฟ ๐๐พ๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฟ ๐๐๐๐
If the film was made in Konkani, our Goan filmmakers could include Chris Perry songs in it. And it would never be against Churchill, cause Konkani films and tiatrs, as we know, are vastly financed by Churchill.
As such, it would be Churchillโs side of the story โ Not Guilty Until Proven, which is Indiaโs custom rather than law.
Well, the case eventually faded from public attention as the courts cleared the Churchill family for lack of evidence on the whereabouts of the1500 kilograms of smuggled gold biscuits.
And rightly so. Or else, my cousin Marshall being the hungered โunidentified informerโ would have surely found the gold long ago.
He used to scan OHeraldo newspaper for years to find some news and clues to the hidden gold, and I too continued to dream of hidden treasures since those days!
๐๐๐ ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐น ๐๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฒ, ๐ ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐น๐ถ๐๐ฒ๐ฑ, ๐ถ๐ ๐๐ต๐ฒ โ๐น๐ฎ๐๐ด๐ต๐๐ฒ๐ฟโ ๐ผ๐ณ ๐ฎ๐น๐น ๐บ๐ ๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ ๐บ๐ถ๐๐ฎ๐ฑ๐๐ฒ๐ป๐๐๐ฟ๐ฒ๐โ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐๐๐ฒ ๐ถ๐ณ ๐๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฒโ๐ ๐ผ๐ป๐ฒ ๐๐ต๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐ ๐ต๐ฎ๐๐ฒ ๐น๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ป๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐๐ถ๐ป๐ฐ๐ฒ ๐ญ๐ต๐ต๐ญ, ๐ถ๐ ๐ถ๐ ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐ด๐ผ๐น๐ฑ-๐ฝ๐น๐ฎ๐๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐ณ๐๐ป ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐ ๐ต๐ฎ๐ ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐บ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ป๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐๐ถ๐๐ต ๐บ๐ฒ ๐ฎ๐น๐น ๐ฎ๐น๐ผ๐ป๐ด.
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